Three Minute Post, Sports Edition

Evil

The Jets did the right thing by staying away from Jay Cutler. Who needs that guy? What a baby. And he's not even a proven winner. Has anyone noticed that? Just because he has a "big arm," everyone is in love with him. The NFL is sort of gay that way. Have you noticed that all the sports reporters and analysts talk about a "big arm" but they are really thinking "big c*ck"? They use the terms basically interchangeably.

Baseball season is here! I can't help but think the Yankees are finally going to win it all this year. They're in a tough division, sure. The three best teams in all of baseball are in the AL East. But I have a good feeling it's the Yankees' year.