Truth on Napkins I Have Not Pooped On Yet

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We Need To Butch Things Up a Bit

Crazy Face Time

Periodically, I like to give some face time to Bruno. I think it makes Nora happy, and also keeps him competitive among all the toddlers on the Hose.

This post isn't all praises, though.

You might have heard that KenTak3 and I have a merger forthcoming, and if you know him at all, you will not be surprised to hear that he wanted some glamour shots of the two of us recently. I was pretty reluctant, but he said he wanted to capture some memories. And, then he pleaded that he really wanted Bruno to participate since Bruno is important in our lives, so I finally agreed.

One outstandingly humid, near-record day a few weeks ago, we find ourselves cavortiong around the Meatpacking district: click, click, click. I guess it was pretty hot for all of us, but we managed to get through the hour or so of pictures. Except for Bruno. He didn't do too well in the heat, I guess. Check out this picture of what would otherwise be a great photo of me and KenTak3, until Bruno went in there and messed it up.

Thanks Bruno!

Notes from the UnderButt: I hate my master

He is very cold. He claims ownership but he does not respond. When I hump his shin he responds with only a casual annoyance. He thinks he's better than me...

Damn you android!

I have to go eat my own poop

Shocking discovery

While watching some animal on plushy fetishist porn I came across some very disturbing video that included a frequent commentator on the Hose.

That's right Bruno has joined Paris Hilton and Lauren from the Hills as the latest celebrity sex tape victim. I'm sure it was before he met the Mamacita and KenTak3 and I'm sure he just did it for the money but this is some rough stuff...these were the only stills that I could put up on this site. The rest are on my facebook site though!