Arrrrghhhhhhh

Thank God for Somali pirates!!!! After years of boring journalistic obsessions finally we have something cool and fun. I love going home after work every day and watching pirate coverage. And now they have an American ship! Sweet! This is a summer blockbuster if I've ever seen one. Don't get me wrong, wild fires, shark attacks, and missing white girls are all good news stories from time to time, but who wants to hear about those every day for an entire summer? ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH.