Manolo's Public Service Announcement #5

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy...


P.S.- And you Hosers say I don't bring anything to the Hose. Do you see how I am going after the younger Disney demographic? I don't see DullerBiatch doing anything for the younger readers besides molesting them in the playground...

Evil's Tip Of The Day

Evil

Let's say you're single and in the dating scene. Let's say you meet a girl and things are going well. You get to a point in your dating progression where she says, "Hey, why don't you come over Saturday night. I'll cook you dinner."

This is a good sign, as any dolt can figure. But here's where your average guy will mess the whole thing up: DO NOT, under any circumstances, compliment her on her cooking! Why not? Because she's expecting you to. And if you do, you're playing right into her hands. She won't have any respect for you. And frankly, the vast majority of girls I've met are average cooks AT BEST. That means they're almost always insecure about their cooking skills. So if you don't compliment the cooking, it'll leave her longing. All through dinner, she'll be waiting for the words, "Mmm, so this so good." Her insecurity will compell her to satisfy you in other ways.

I told this to XTIAN and J1m Wh1te. XTIAN was doubtful. But J1m Wh1te was outright offended, dare I say, borderline violent. "How can you do such a thing? That's just. not. right!"

I'll tell you this: I've cooked for people plenty of times. And in none of those times have I done it for the compliment. I do it because I enjoy the process of cooking and if people are around to share in the food, then all the better!

So take it from me, Hosers. Use my tip. It's a good one.

Evil's Tip Of The Day

Evil

This is a fun one, if you want to instantly get an irate reaction out of someone. I've done it a few times now and it's a hit every single time!

Next time you're at a Starbucks, or deli, or fast food joint -- basically any place with a tip jar next to cash register -- when you get your change, make like you're going to drop it into the tip jar, but at the last second, toss the change into the garbage can. This move will literally cost you only cents but the reaction you get from the minimum wage loser behind the cash register is priceless!!!

Manolo's Public Service Announcement #4

Threesomes are awesome!!!

Manolo's Public Service Announcement #3

The Bucking Bronco is an all time classic sex act. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her breasts or hips as tight as possible and repeatedly yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

Manolo's Public Service Announcement #2

A ten gallon hat hold only three quarters of a gallon. Wanna mess with Texas? Try simple math.

Manolo's Public Service Announcement #1

Those girls in the 1-900 commercials aren’t necessarily the ones answering the phones. You’ve been warned...