Dear Rocky

Can you please explain what is going on here? Has this ever happened to you? Do you have any insight into what this dog might be chasing, or running from?

Staff Announcements

I got a few quick announcements for today Tuesday, March 10, 2009

First, let's welcome Catjjy as a new contributor! As you will all agree, I think Catjjy brings a lot to the table. Her perspective is unique to the Hose and a welcome addition

Second, after a very prolonged negotiating process, we have signed Rocky! Rocky has joined with the dual title of Contributing Editor/Official Mascot. It was a prolonged negotiation and Evil and I were working round the clock to lock this up. Even all our work required some divine intervention. Basically, he lost a ton of money on Columbia's upset of Princeton last Friday. Regardless the reason, we think Rocky will fit right in. For a long time now, Evil and I have been talking about how we need more of a canine perspective on the Hose. Rocky can really help here.

Lastly, Manolo is still fired. We won't be going down that road again.

Here is a photo of our new contributing editor hard at work editing my overwrought movie review. Our investment is already paying off.