Manolo Is L-O-V-E

My birthday was just a few days ago and I want to thank everyone that is part of the Hose for all the birthday wishes sent my way. I have been having quite the blast...

Unfortunately, today I had to come to the office and instead of finishing what I am supposed to do so I could go back to partying like a rock star, I find myself procrastinating by checking out the latest lame Killer B post. That guy does not disappoint...he is like the little engine that couldn't...I definitely do not feel like that guy...

It kind of made me wonder as to why that was...in 32 years on this earth, it had never occurred to me to do the math until now...I am not to good with the graphics a la sparks and I did fail Calculus in college so I may have messed up a negative sign here and there but here it goes...

My birthday minus 40 weeks(y)=possible date of conception(x)

Solving the first equation for y means possible date of conception gives us a range of July 18 to July 25...

Thus second equation is log4range/(special occasion+birthday(32). Solving the inequality (1/2) <= x <= 32 = parent's one year wedding anniversary.

One year wedding anniversary=weekend getaway + the horizontal mambo parental unit A / parental Unit B + 240 seconds = L-O-V-E = GOD = MANOLO

I bet you Evil or xTian can't say the same thing for themselves, no matter how much fuzzy math they use...

Who is the Bad Friend? New Years Edition

Someone from our happy group was gracious enough to host a Hose related New Years Party. No good deed goes unpunished - Let's take inventory of Bad Friend Candidates from the last moments of 2008. Names are withheld so opinions are not colored by how big a d*ck you think Evil is.

A - as in A**hole - A was invited to said New Years Party after being instrumental in pressuring the host to have a New Years Party. A politely declines soon after receiving an invitation. Further, A calls the host to complain that said host took too long to formally issue an invitation. Then faults the host for A committing to another plan. A also comments that its important to continue to make new friends so things don't go stale. The host is further infuriated.

B - as in oBlivious - B actually successfully attends party. B brings a date. B's date is someone B has a substantial past with. Towards the end of the night B and date are the only attendees left. The host, who graciously decorated her home to entertain people was by 2am, quite tired. The host could not go to sleep before B and date agreed to leave. B was completely oblivious and had to be dragged out.

C - as in C*ckbl*cker - C is also at the party. C has no where to stay having not planned for accommodations before coming to town. C asked B at the party if it would be possible to crash at B's apartment. B agrees. C show appreciation for B's hospitality by publicly discussing sleeping accommodations with B's date. C openly discusses things like "well you can sleep in B's bed with B. Also, you and I could sleep in B's bed. B can sleep on the couch" etc ruining any potential hook up between B and Date This ends with Date departing for parts unknown. C then spends the entirety of New Year's Day on B's couch c*ckblocking for at least 12 hours. Ed Reed could not cover a receiver that long.

Ok, so the question is, who is the biggest D*ck? Who is the worst friend?

Recognize Me?

Evil

Mystery photo of the day... can anyone identify who this is? Put your guesses in the comments section.