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In case you're not following Slash on Facebook and/or Twitter... check out what Slash just posted! He's been asked to be the mentor/coach for Rock Week. I hope he does it. That would... err... that would Rock!

Allison would of course kick ass on Rock Week. She was born for it.

How would Adam do? Is it possible to be super gay, yet Rock? Of course it is! Maybe Adam should do a Judas Priest song? NAH. That would be so gay. He should go totally do Paradise City (full 6 minute 48 second version!!!) with Slash playing lead guitar. WOW. That would bring the house down.

Kris would totally suck c*ck during Rock Week. I cannot think of a weaker-looking, weaker-sounding douche than Kris. He's keeping his fingers crossed for Lilith Fair week.

Robert Downey Jr Lookalike (all of a sudden, I can't recall his name) will do a serviceable rendition of some song that's only borderline Rock. Maybe something by Phil Collins. Maybe that stupid Drops of Jupiter song. You get the point. Slash will be disappointed and so will America.

Mole Man Giraud will already be off the show by then, thank goodness. His mole is giving me nightmares!