How to be a Douche, vol 1: Wear a Cardigan in Public

Look at this douche. Not only is he wearing a cardigan in public, it doesn't even fit. Poor Foxy Knoxy rots in jail for a crime she (probably) didn't commit, yet this douche walks the streets free?

At least he's trying by matching the neck of his t-shirt with the cardigan. But really, can a man like this be saved?