Private Lesson for Xtian. Funding Needed

Hosers! We only have 4 days left to get our $$$ together and make a bid for this most fortuitous auction currently up on eBay - lunch with Draper. As we all know, Xtian needs to work on his game a little bit - and who better to learn from than the man he idolizes, Don Draper. Send an email to xtian+draper=surething@gmail.com letting me know how much you are willing to contribute and I'll put a bid in on behalf of the Hose.