The Hose

Open questions
How many points do you loose off the Falling Apart Index if you start crying during a repeat of the season finale of Gilmore Girls

Say you cut yourself shaving in the morning (a lot, and for no reason at all...you almost loose a pint of blood) and you start blaming your dad (who is know in some circles as the Crazy Conejo Man) responsible for not teaching you how to shave, do you loose points off the FA Index for that?