The Hose

The Hose
I think impacted feces is allieviated by running marathons. Apparently people loose control of their bowels at the 15 mile marker. Don't get too attached to your shorts.

There is this guy I know...maybe I am related to him...maybe not. The one fight he has been in that I know about was with a dude that had just finished running a marathon. Apparently, the dude got clocked. There is a life lesson in there for anyone who thinks EVIL runs his mouth off in the fantasy baseball league.

EVIL, you should give up this wack dream of selling enterprise software and pursue your life dream of reviewing talk radio shows.

I don't think this site is GT3 yet

GT3=Gayer Than The Toneys