The Hose

Congrats to Frank and Sorie (my uncle and his wife) on their second kid. here is the blow by blow from the Bumpasaurus
(read from the bottom up). As is often the case, my brother and father come out looking like a later day laurel and hardy. if I was there I would also have contributed to the clownery but I would have been more subtle and funnier.

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Date: Wednesday, June 18 2003 01:50 pm
From: Bumpasaurus
To: XTian
Subject: Re: the plan

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no...it wasnt her water...it was already on the floor..and she went down...i originally thought it was her water that's why i took off in the other direction when i noticed her lying on the floor...my dad was at the entrance when she was being wheeled out complaining about how he wouldnt have bought her milk if he knew she was going to fall and being carted off to the hospital...he tried to go back and return it but i forced him out the door with a visibly shaken ali [Frank and Sorie's 7 year old(???) daughter] on my arm..he then made a joke about how Paco was gonna be angry at sorie [for not being careful and busting her butt while 9 months pregnant i guess - christian] with ali in the backseat..hahahahah

classic
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From: XTian
To: Bumpasaurus
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2003 11:49 AM
Subject: Re: the plan
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I talked to my buddy who traveled with me to rio and we both had some sort of mild food poisoning. I am recovering. I am fine, just a little light headed. drinking some water. no biggie..am trying to eat right now, seems to be going ok

So did her water break and then she slipped on it? what a clown? thats wacky stuff.

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From: Bumpasaurus
To: XTian
Sent: Tuesday, June 17 2003 08:25 AM
Subject: Re: the plan
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she also says to get to a doctor because she thinks you are sick..i told her you had sars, and she freaked out on me then i told you had monkey pox and she stormed out of
the room...sorie had her baby 7:15 am on monday morning..the lil runt came out like 6 pounds 3 ounces...these people do not know how to bear children ...where's the 9 lb baby my mom can pound out...anyway...if mommy didnt tell you sunday sorie fell on some " i dont know ...some kind of wet water" and had to be taken to the hospital from there..me and my mom, grandma, and paco had a big laugh about the "wet water" part...after that he went to the hospital