The Hose

Here is an email I got from BEF on friday.
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FROM: BEF
TO: barrera@haas.berkeley.edu
Subject: yo


Good to hear that you're still alive and not in jail or whatever. You should
have a counter on your blog that shows how many 16-and-under chicks you've
banged south of the equator.

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First off, how incredibly inappropriate. My mom might be reading this blog. I am unsure. Clearly, BEF is a bad person (BEF, 10 bucks if you can figure out what BEF stands for?) Still its an intriguing idea. So...umm....Here it is the BEF Counter:

BEF COUNTER:0000000000