Today's News

5 of the following 6 are headlines I've seen on various news sites today - and I'm not talking Fark. These are all from CNN, MSNBC or Fox, and they weren't in the "News of the Weird" areas. Good God, what has the internet done to us?

1) Jim Calhoun Eats His Own Poo
2) Doctor's Reattach Man's Arm After 900 Pound Pig Attack
3) Teen Paints Giant Dirty Picture on Parent's Roof
4) 'Sex surrogates' put personal touch on therapy
5) Man Jailed for Sex With Car Wash Vacuum
6) Cops: Bobcat Walks Into a Bar, Attacks Patrons

Find out which is made up in the comments section.