Evil Has 759 Friends That Don't Want to Spend Time With Him

Earlier this week Evil bragged about his 759 friends. What he didn't mention is that they don't like spending time with him. As evidence, I present our upcoming trip to the Galapagos. We originally had 6 people, but 1 had to drop out. Which means we need 1 more, otherwise someone has to pony up for a cabin to themselves, which is expensive. I would have thought Evil could leverage 1 of those 759 friends to fill the gap. But apparently he can't. I can only assume it is because they aren't friends at all. Avatars perhaps.