Staff Announcements

I got a few quick announcements for today Tuesday, March 10, 2009

First, let's welcome Catjjy as a new contributor! As you will all agree, I think Catjjy brings a lot to the table. Her perspective is unique to the Hose and a welcome addition

Second, after a very prolonged negotiating process, we have signed Rocky! Rocky has joined with the dual title of Contributing Editor/Official Mascot. It was a prolonged negotiation and Evil and I were working round the clock to lock this up. Even all our work required some divine intervention. Basically, he lost a ton of money on Columbia's upset of Princeton last Friday. Regardless the reason, we think Rocky will fit right in. For a long time now, Evil and I have been talking about how we need more of a canine perspective on the Hose. Rocky can really help here.

Lastly, Manolo is still fired. We won't be going down that road again.

Here is a photo of our new contributing editor hard at work editing my overwrought movie review. Our investment is already paying off.