Sparks = Wrong: World=Screwed

You know things are really melting down when Sparks is wrong. The whole time I've known him he's never been wrong about anything. So last week when he declared the market would not sink below 7115, my first instinct was to leverage everything I have and get rick quick. Unfortunately student loan debt is hard to leverage - and a good thing too, because Sparks was wrong. Now I know the world is really in for it, because when this guy is wrong, there aren't many people left to be right.