Monday, March 30, 2009

The Miseducation Of Evil

Evil

I learned four new words today:

  • How to say "Google." It's 谷歌. Literal translation: "Valley Song."
  • "Yahoo" is 雅虎. Literal translation is: "Elegant Tiger."
  • "Blowjob" is 口交. Not sure what the literal translation is because the second word can mean like nine different things. My best guess is that it's supposed to mean "mouth friendship." (Editor's note: After some further investigation, it appears that the best translation is actually: "oral intercourse.")
  • "Handjob" is 打飞机. The literal translation is "to hit an airplane." Although that makes no sense at all. I've been doing some Internet research and it appears that "eggbeater" might also be a translation although I am not 100% sure.