Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Jim Cramer Can't Catch a Break



The Sheinhardt Wig Company, through its subsidiary GE, found a bus and shoved poor Jim under it this morning. Under the pretense of "synergy", the mothership had Cramer and Street Sweetie Erin Burnett show up on Today for some coffee klatch with Meredith Viera. Of course, the show producers, clearly under the duress, sold Jim out. It gets painful around the 3:30 mark when Meredith cuts to a clip of the Jon Stewart killing Cramer some more. The split screen, and Jim's sinking face is what makes it all worth it.

This just in, Sheinhardt is now making Cramer show up on the Daily Show this coming Thursday in attempt to put an end to all hostilities. I think the segment will include Immelt running on stage and giving Jim a wedgie.

Update(Wednesday Morning):
This is unfair. It's like kicking a dude when down.
Stewart on Dora the Explorer, ragging on cnbc, at the 730 mark is particularly funny