Thursday, August 06, 2009

The Private Humanitarian Mission - Even More Awesome Than I thought

Someone shared this Washington Post article with me. My head nearly exploded. The guy who made Elizabeth Hurley (HOT - now and forever) a baby mama, footed the bill for the private jet that flew Bill Clinton (Agent of Nothing) to North Korea?

A playboy's private jet - wow. Do you guys think its more like the movie Wall St - where the flight attendants are available for sex, or more like Austin Powers with a round rotating bed and shag carpets everywhere?

Being a former President is like the best job ever. I can't wait till Bill decides to hunt Bin Laden and then celebrate by banging every hooker in Dubai (all expenses paid for by GE and Rande Gerber of course)