Hey Michael Phelps, just because you once again dominated an international swim meet, dont get over confident just yet. It's not the enemy you know (that awesome trash-talking Serbian guy), it's the enemy you don't know. But you can now thank me for introducing you to your new competition: see pic above. Yes, that is Russian President, I mean, "Prime Minister" Vlady Putin. As you can see, he's training hard. And he doesn't need no Jaked 01 high tech swimsuit to beat you. He doesn't need no Arena X-Glide. He doesn't even need the Speedo LZR RACER that you wear. Putin is all man and he wants you and the world to know it. He's going to race you in the best suit he has... his birthday suit.
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