Wait Til I Become Chief Of Staff

Evil

This is a pretty entertaining article about how our Secretary of Transportation, Ray LaHood, hardly knows crap about transportation and doesn't really care to learn. Why is he the Secretary of Transportation then? The article explains...

“The friendship thing” perhaps most explains why Mr. LaHood is in his job. The White House chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, is one of Mr. LaHood’s closest friends, and wanted him around. Mr. Obama told Mr. LaHood as much when Mr. LaHood interviewed for the job in December.

So this guy is basically in a Cabinet-level job primarily as an indulgence to Rahm? Primarily to keep Rahm company? So basically, Rahm is Pedro Martinez and Ray LaHood is the little midget guy, right? HAHA.

I can't wait til I'm the Chief of Staff to the President of the United States. I'm going to make sure that Xtian gets appointed to the Secretary of Agriculture job.