Evil's Travel Update

Evil

This pic taken in Tiananmen Square, Beijing on a warm, sunny day. Why is this Chinese kid so angry? Because he has no brothers or sisters to play with? No! He's angry at the White Man. Look how nationalistic he is, with his Chinese flag and all. This kid is gonna grow up and fight against the white man, not on the battlefield, but in the capital markets. Oh no!


I went to see the Terracotta Warriors in Xi'an yesterday. There are thousands of terracotta warriors in all, covering all different ranks and positions, e.g., common foot solider, archers, calvalrymen, mid-ranking officers, generals, etc. The above guy is a common foot solider. Why is he so sad? Because he just enlisted and as an initiation prank, his superior officer made him wear a condom on his head. Poor guy!

Now these guys above are mid-ranking officers. You can tell by the types of hats they are wearing. Another way to tell is by looking at their hands. They're in the middle of saying, "May I jerk you off, General? May I? May I? Anything you want, General! We're here to serve you." What kiss asses. Sheesh!