NBA Playoffs: The "Stabbed in the Heart with a Chair Leg" Happens Here!

These Hosecasts have been much longer than you could imagine. I pare them down a lot. The Bump has been dragging me into NBA playoff conversations to no end. He's right though, this is far and away the most compelling Playoffs in a decade. Mostly thanks to my main man Ron Artest. Most people remember Ron for trying to kill a fan (who had thrown a beer at Ron) with his bare hands in the stands in Detroit a few years ago.
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Now he's locked into a fight to the death with his nemesis, Mega Douche Kobe Bryant. After Ron shut down Kobe and led Houston to an opening game win in LA over the Lakers, Kobe changed his strategy and decided to elbow him in the head till Ron Ron had to go after him.

F U Kobe!

Here are Ron's post game comments which include a horrifying childhood story.


Meanwhile, he is the best defensive player in the league and Yao's best friend and bodyguard. Since their first round win it's been a big love in between these two guys as they make jokes about trying to punch fans to death.

Here, prior to game 6, Ron goes back to the days on the playgrounds in Queens and takes time to randomly attack Charles Barkley and make back handed swipes at Kobe.