Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Poll Results


The people have spoken! Adam Lambert is a better bet than all the rest
Qualitative research after the poll shows

  • You are convinced that Glen Beck will end up doing something awful to himself on camera
  • Mark Sanchez will complete less touchdown passes than the number of models he bangs
  • Swine Flu is a passing fad, going the way of fanny packs and Swatches
  • Gavin Newsome's political career will be undermined by an extreme fiscal and social conservative with a B List acting background