High Flying Lame-ification Executive

Evil

I don't mind KillerB copying my features because one of the beauties of art is taking an existing inspiration and improving upon it. But KillerB seems intent on doing the opposite, i.e., lame-ifying my ideas. Here are a few examples:

"Quickies" -> (KillerB lame-o filter) = "A Few Things That Don't Warrant Their Own Posts"

"Evil Feels Sorry For Himself" -> (KillerB lame-o filter) = "Feeling Bad About Myself"

"Sometimes I Feel Like This Guy" -> (KillerB lame-o filter) = "I Never Feel Like This Guy"

I'm beginning to think that this self-proclaimed High Flying Marketing Executive has never written or approved any marketing copy in his life. These titles need more punch!