Things That Make Me Say Good Gravy: Tiger Edition

I was flabbergasted at Ambien sex. Now we have the additon of sex with 2 pornstars (Holly Sampson and Joslyn James - whoever they are. Some insights X-tian?) and the big one for me - he was banging a pancake cook in his car in a church parking lot. Good Gravy!!!!! Sex in a church parking lot? This dude is messed up. Isn't Florida littered with places you could park a car and have sex? (Some insights T-mo?). I wrote a quiz if any Hosers want to take it.

Places I should not park my car and have sex with a pancake cook:
1) Church
2) Anywhere Else