Exposé!!!

Evil

The Hose is constantly trying to improve and expand our operations. One of our 2009 projects has been to build up our investigative journalism department... we call it TMHoZ.

As the first TMHoZ exclusive, we've gotten hold of various Hosers' letters to Santa and the results. Here goes...

XTIAN wrote:

Dear Santa, I was a good boy this year. For Christmas this year, I would love if you could bring me: Enzyte, Viagra, and any Pete Yorn CD. He's just so dreamy. --XTIAN

What XTIAN got from Santa: Lump of coal.

KillerB wrote:

Dear Santa, I was a high-flying good boy this year. For Christmas, I want more than anything else: Enzyte, Viagra, and Avacor. --KILLERB

What KillerB got from Santa: Lump of coal.

Sparks wrote:

Dear Santa, I've calculated that the probability of your existing is less than 0.1%, but I shall write you nonetheless. If you indeed exist, please bring me the following for Christmas: Enzyte, Rogaine, and a LZR Racer suit.

What Sparks got from Santa: Lump of coal.

Manolo wrote:

Hey Santa, Manolo very good. Manolo want presents. Please give Manolo: Enzyte, Avacor, and Extreme Weight Loss Pills.

What Manolo got from Santa: Enzyte, Avacor, and Extreme Weight Loss Pills.

Wow, looks like Manolo was the only good boy this year. Manolo, hope you enjoy your gifts from Santa!