Hot. Teacher. Action

NY Daily News (and the Turdhurdler) are all over this today and I am again besides myself with grief. Why could I not go to a school where a Spanish Teacher (who dresses like a hot librarian) would hook up with a French Teacher (who dresses like a teenager with pig tails) in the supply closet? WHY? This is soo unfair.

It is also 95% of a porn script that was written and started casting 10 minutes ago...

For second level hilarity check out the actual url link....it is somehow exactly literal and unnecessarily smarmy all at the same time. Nice job NY Daily News!