Evil
First the Well-Profiled Friend comes off the market. Now I get word that Carrie Underwood is engaged... to some major goon! Look at that guy's jaw! Holy smokes. How many generations of inbreeding have his family been through? If you look at his family tree, I bet it's shaped like a ladder. Although he's not all bad... I hear he traces his heritage back to royalty, the Hapsburgs of Austria.
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