Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Prodigy In Douchiness

Evil


The NYT is featuring an article on 15-year-old ping pong prodigy Michael Landers. The article mentions that he's writing to sporting goods companies to try to get them involved in sponsoring his sport.

"As opposed to a 30-year-old guy, I'm so young that people might actually listen to me if I write in about Ping Pong," Landers said.

Wow! What amazing display of douchiness at such a tender age. This guy really IS a prodigy.

Hey, a-hole ping pong player... what exactly is wrong with 30 year olds? And you think that high flying marketers are more willing to listen to you just because you're "so young"? Naive little runt. Go along... practice your little ping pong thing and savor your youth while you have it.