Evil
Not that I ever liked Joe Biden much, but I like him less now that I know he went to a Beer Summit and chose an non-alcoholic brew. Not that being a non-drinker is bad. But if you're a non-drinker, don't go to a freakin' Beer Summit, OK?
Drinking a non-alcoholic brew at a Beer Summit is like watching online porn in low resolution.
Drinking a non-alcoholic brew at a Beer Summit is like being a teenager and dry humping.
Drinking a non-alcoholic brew at a Beer Summit is like ordering the chicken dish at a steakhouse.
Drinking a non-alcoholic brew at a Beer Summit is like buying a new computer but not getting Internet.
Drinking a non-alcoholic brew at a Beer Summit is like having a hooker, a basket, and a piece of rope all in the same room and not getting a basket job.
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