Monday, February 16, 2009

Dreams



I have been building up my contacts over at the NBA for years. My goal is to get out to All Star weekend, be plugged enough to get invited to some of the better parties and bang a groupie who confuses me for Luis Scola's agent.

Some people dream of fame and fortune. I lack that kind of imagination. I also seem to not be as imaginative as Shaq. What a showman!