The Hose

Evil

TAUNTING VICTIM

I just called the Chinese restaurant and ordered a General Tso's Chicken. Yes, that was very generic of me, but that's not the point of this post. The girl on the phone asked for my address and I gave it to her. You see, my address is the same as the Chinese restaurant's address. They are immediately downstairs from me. The girl on the phone was like, "Oh, same building" but the tone of her voice made it clear she really meant to say, "Oh, you lazy f-ck".