The Hose

Evil
Falling apart. FA Index fell and fell hard. Like Christopher Reeve at an equestrian exhibition. Nothing to say today (falling apart... what do you want from me???), so just read this IM session from yesterday...

X-TIAN: dude
X-TIAN: my future roommates are wack

EVIL: who?
EVIL: why

X-TIAN: they are putting 0 effort into looking at a place
X-TIAN: i hate them all

EVIL: what do you expect

X-TIAN: i am going to show up and not have an apartment

EVIL: no one puts in any effort unless they really need to
EVIL: also
EVIL: remember that you are all bschool students
EVIL: everyone is working on a high level

X-TIAN: everyone will be out on their ass 8/1

EVIL: you need to find some undergrads to do the work
EVIL: why dont you just room with 2 undergrad chicks
EVIL: that would be the way to handle it

X-TIAN: right
X-TIAN: hhm

EVIL: "welcome to my apartment... meet my roommates... this is tricia, she's a music performance undergrad. this here is allison. she's a history undergrad."
EVIL: (under your breath) "they are both sluts"

X-TIAN: "allison strips for money"
X-TIAN: "tricia was abused by her dad, whenever she is not getting drunk and hooking up with bikers she is giving me blow jobs"

EVIL: "whenever i talk about Net Present Value, it makes allison wet"

X-TIAN: "i dont ever penetrate tricia because she got syphillus"

EVIL: HAHHA