Thursday, October 08, 2009

Quickies - Morning News Edition

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Some quickies from the news...

* Lab workers abuse Ted Williams' frozen head, including smashing it with a monkey wrench. NICE! Were they Yankee fans?

* NJ Governor Jon Corzine now running commercials making fun of his fat opponent, Chris Christie. NICE! As a former High Flying Advertising Executive, I fully endorse this strategy. Not only is calling your opponent fat an effective strategy, it's entertaining for all. Next up: new commercials calling Chris Christie a "mega douche."

* New York's Least Favorite Columnist, Maureen Dowd, gets her panties all in a wad about Draper-like behavior in today's work environment. SUCKS! We long for the good ol' days of Drinking & Drapering.