The Hose Celebrates

Some readers may not know this, but The Hose was born in Brazil, though in the much less fun, much less safe, much less desirable, much darker, and easier to hate city of Sao Paulo. Nonetheless, The Hose is stoked about Rio getting the Olympics.

Q. "Born in Brazil? Really?"
A. Yes.

Next up - a South American Pope - circa 2018.