Dear Guy in Red Shorts

Yeah, you. The guy who abruptly jumped off of the treadmill right in front of me after being on for just a few minutes. Jumping off just moments before the first tendrils of the worst gym fart ever began snaking up my nose. My God!!! What a horrible gym fart. And now you are gone, and all of the women on nearby equipment are looking at me, like I'm some sort of horrible gym fart animal. Well I see you, red short guy. I see you over by the water fountain, looking back at the treadmill you just prematurely jumped off of. I see you looking back.... wondering.... guilty. And you see me, and you crawl to the locker room. YOU - ARE - AN - ASS. You are worse than airplane fart guy by a factor of 10.