The Hose

Evil
 
It has come to my attention that I am now within striking distance of having posted the most words on this blog! Here is the current count...
 
Me: 24,327
Xtian: 24,650
 
And that's not counting THIS post!
 
Because my life is essentially empty, I need to engage in absurd competitions to keep me going. As such, I am devoting myself to overtaking Xtain. Whatever it takes!
 
Tomorrow, I am playing golf with Kentaro. I will probably post a hole-by-hole recap of my round. "Hole 14, third stroke... there was a slight wind behind my left shoulder... 147 yards to the pin and I was feeling confident with my 7 iron..."
 
You will be bored to tears, but see if I care!