The Hose

Evil

TWO GUYS, DESPERATE FOR FAME

In lieu of having a publicist who is actually aware that she's our publicist, I am appointing myself to the post of Interim Director of Online Marketing for The Hose. And I've already executed my first marketing campaign! See how good I am?

Here's the deal: XTIAN and EVIL are two dudes who are desperate for fame. Specifically, we NEED to get on VH1. On-camera work. Fame! Failing that, we might settle for an on-camera role on MTV.

As such, we need to get our good work (this blog!) in front of some VH1 and MTV executives. As of right now, The Hose has a marketing campaign running on Google. Search for any VH1 or MTV executive, and there should be an ad targeted toward that exec, promoting The Hose. For example, Mimi James is VH1's SVP of Talent and Creative Development. Search for her on Google and look for our ad!

(If you don't see our ad and it's late in the day, it could be that we've exhausted our ad budget for the day. But try again the next day!)

Just for kicks, here is the list of VH1 and MTV executives whose name should work on this campaign:

VH1
Christina Norman President
Doug Rohrer EVP and General Sales Manager
Michael Hirschorn EVP News and Production
Nigel Cox-Hagan SVP and Creative Director
Laura Nelson SVP Communications
Cliff Lachman SVP Production and Development
Ben Zurier SVP Programming Strategy
Mark McIntire SVP Sponsorship Development and Integrated Marketing
Richard Gay SVP Strategy and Business Operations
Mimi James SVP Talent and Creative Development
Melissa Cobb VP Motion Pictures and Television

MTV
Judy McGrath Chairman and CEO
John Cucci CFO
Herb Scannell President, MTV Networks Group
Van Toffler President, MTV: Music Television, MTV2, and MTV Films
Harvey Ganot President, MTV Networks Advertising Sales Worldwide
Bill Roedy President, MTV Networks International
Brian Graden President, Entertainment, MTV and VH1
Brent Hansen President and CEO, MTV Europe
Frank Brown President, MTV Asia Pacific
Larry Divney President, Comedy Central
Cyma Zarghami President, Nickelodeon
Albie Hecht President, Spike TV
Christina Norman President, VH1
Brian Phillips SVP and General Manager, CMT
Li Yifei Managing Director, MTV Networks China
Karen Flischel Managing Director, Nickelodeon International
Alex Ferrari COO, MTV Networks International
Carole Robinson EVP Communications
JoAnne Griffith EVP Human Resources
David Sussman EVP Law and Business Affairs and General Counsel
Doug Rohrer EVP and General Sales Manager, MTV and VH
Susan Danaher EVP and General Sales Manager, Nickelodeon/Nick at Nite and TV Land
Tina Exarhos EVP Marketing, MTV and MTV2
Tom Calderone EVP Music and Talent Programming, MTV and MTV2
David M. Gale EVP, MTV Films
Dave Sirulnick EVP MTV News and Documentaries
Lois Curren EVP MTV Series Entertainment
Michael Hirschorn EVP Production and Programming, VH1
Betsy Frank EVP Research and Planning
John Shea EVP Sponsorship Development and Integrated Marketing, MTV Networks
Jeannie Kedas SVP Communications, MTV
Linda Alexander SVP Communications, MTV Latin America
Laura Nelson SVP Communications, VH1
Nigel Cox-Hagen SVP and Creative Director, VH1
Jason Hirschhorn SVP Digital Music and Media, Music and Comedy Group
Michael Day SVP Finance
Michele Megan Dix SVP Music and Talent Programming, MTV and MTV2
Kevin Mackall SVP On
Cliff Lachman SVP Production and Development, VH1
Charlie Singer SVP Programming and Production, MTV Latin America
Ben Zurier SVP Programming Strategy, VH1
Janet Hill SVP West Coast Communications
Melissa Cobb VP Motion Pictures and Television, VH1
Jeff Goldberg VP Program Planning, Spike TV
Tatiana Rodriguez VP Programming and Acquisitions, MTV Latin America and Nickelodeon
Ian Rowe VP Public Affairs and Strategic Partnerships
Alicin Reidy VP Public Responsibility
Tim Rosta VP Trade Marketing, MTV and MTV2
Kim Rozenfeld VP West Coast Programming and Development, VH1
Joe Simon CIO
Graham James Director of Communications
Graham M. Wallace CFO, MTV Europe