The Hose

Evil

GUESS WHO'S THE CLOWN (both of them)

This is sort of a lay-up. But you need to guess who's who to make it count.

GWTC1: she will be out tonight
GWTC1: you coming?

GWTC2: no
GWTC2: cant
GWTC2: go spread the word tonite
GWTC2: get viral

GWTC1: [jweb] thinks we're insane

GWTC2: you could literally "get viral" by bio-engineering a virus
GWTC2: and calling it The Hose virus
GWTC2: that's taking viral marketing to a whole new level
GWTC2: why does he think that

GWTC1: a virus that sets all urls to go to "thehose.blogspot.com"

GWTC2: no, i mean a real virus
GWTC2: if you catch it, it gives you diarreah
GWTC2: for like 4 days and then everything is OK again