The Hose

Evil
 
IT'S ALRIGHT MA, I'M ONLY BLEEDING
 
The building public announce system just came on again. It was the building Fire Safety Director again. It was him telling everyone to disregard the fire alarms. Again. You know what they say. Where there's smoke there's fire. Hah. Stupid pun. But seriously, if they keep getting on the PA system and telling everyone to ignore the fire alarms, I am just not going to come in to work anymore. I don't want to die and then have my family go to my apartment to collect my stuff and then discover all the internet porn I have in my cache.