The Hose

Evil

Andre Heinz is speaking now. He's quite awkward. What a weird looking dude. He just introducted John Kerry's two daughters.

Can I ask you a question? How ugly is John Kerry? I'm not just refering to the fact that he looks like he died in 1998. I mean, he's unconditionally an ugly dude. I just realized how ugly he is... whoa! His two daughters look like my feet. Damn. Them are strong "ugly genes" he's got.