The Hose

Evil

CNN is showing Larry King interviewing Bob Dole. Bob Dole looks scary! The man is 80 years old, yet... he doesn't have a single wrinkle on his face. His skin is completely smooth. Pulled tight. CMON! There is something amiss here.

I think Bob Dole is dead. His face looks really waxy. It reminds me of Uday and Qusay Hussein after they got shot up and the morticians re-built their faces in wax. Bob Dole is creeping me out. The Republicans just lost my vote. I am going independent.