The Hose

Evil

Madeleine Albright is on. Who gave her a speaking role? Why don't I have a speaking role? This night of the convention is going straight into the shitters. Holy cow. Kerry sucks monkey balls, and I'm saying that based solely on how boring this convention is.

If I were running this show, Jamie Spears would be the keynote speaker. Holy cow, have you seen her lately? She looks exactly like her older sister, except that I'm pretty sure she hasn't been sullied by Colin Ferrell.



I would also have Mary Kate and Ashley speak. They look like little toads, but cmon. When you think of entrepreneurship, who do you think of? Yes, Mary Kate and Ashley. We should all try to be more like them.