Would You Or Wouldn't You?

Evil

A heated discussion broke out among my friends and me while we were at the Mets game on Saturday. Someone brought up the topic of A-Rod and Madonna. If you were A-Rod (32 years old, multi-millionaire), would you bang Madonna (49 years old, lots of mileage)?

Heck, if you were YOU (early-to-mid 30s schlumpy dude who has far less money than A-Rod), would you bang Madonna?

Some of my friends at the game were like, "Heck yeah! This is Madonna?!"

Whereas I am firmly in the other camp. I mean, she's 49 years old!!! And I can only imagine who's been in there. Dennis Rodman, for one. I'll pass, thank you.

Curious to hear your thoughts.