Best New York Times Article Ever

If you are like me, you read the New York Times almost every day. Paper of record, they say. Your web administrator can’t get on your case for having it up at work. But, if you are like me, you also find the Times wonkish, stuffy, and sometimes downright gloomy. What you really want is barely clad foreign girls writhing to techno beats and practicing stripper moves, not Paul Krugman bemoaning the Fanny Mae bail-out. You want something with absolutely no news value whatsoever, that still comes from a respectable source.

Well, the Times must be conducting market research, because they are finally getting it right. I present for you The Best New York Times Article Ever, complete with web video.