An Ass That Isaac Newton Would Love

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Pictured above: Newton's Cradle. A cool little toy that demonstrates conservation of momentum.

I was walking to work this morning -- a wonderful morning in New York City. Warm, but not humid. Sunny, yet slightly breezy. The hot chicks and their hot summer clothes were out in full force. On I lost track.

Anyway, I was walking behind this chick who was wearing an airy, flowery summer dress. The material was so light, it barely sat on her body. This chick had the most interesting ass. As she walked, each ass cheek would bump into the other -- left, right, left, right -- Newton's Cradle style. It was great.