Gift Idea

Evil

People always say to me, "Evil, I love you so much, I want to buy you something. But you have everything. You're so hard to shop for." It's true, people do love me so much. And yes, I am indeed hard to shop for. I am such a simple guy. I have no material wants. I have so little. I want so little. That's the Buddhist in me.

But today, I saw a commercial on TV for something that I would totally love. It's called the AeroGarden. (Also available online!) It's a high tech little indoor planter. Isn't it great? It's used to grow "herbs." And you all know how much I love herbs. (I cook. What can I say?)