Cranky from Superbowl SPAM

Not even 15 minutes after the game, I get a marketing email from Macys.com encouraging me to buy this. What's more upsetting is the description of the item:

Patriot perfection! Nineteen wins. Zero losses. Football history has been rewritten, and the New England Patriots have one it all. Commemorate every bone-crunching tackle and triumphant touchdown with this limited edition Waterford Crystal football.

It's too expensive. I'm depressed and broke from my game wager. They can't even update their site? Boooo... New Yorkers are lazy.